HEADLINES
PLUMBER FIRED AFTER POSTING PICTURE OF FEMALE CLIENT’S SEX TOY
SEX DOLL SCARES AWAY THIEVES
MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MAILBOX FOUND DEAD
MAN SUFFERING FROM CONSTIPATION HAS 11-POUND STOOL REMOVED
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER FIGHTING WITH HUSBAND WHO WOULDN’T STOP FARTING
WOMAN MISSING SINCE SHE GOT LOST
POLICE SUSPECT FOUL PLAY AFTER MAN REPORTS HIS WIFE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR TWO YEARS
WOMAN KNOCKED TO GROUND BY CATFISH THAT FELL FROM THE SKY
RUNAWAY COW DROPS FROM SKY, DAMAGES HOME
SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCES THERE IS NO ZOMBIE OUTBREAK
SITTING ON WALLS LEADS TO POT SMOKING
POLICE SAY BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A HUGE STOLEN GORILLA WEARING SUNGLASSES
BURGLAR KNOCKS OVER PAINT CAN, LEAVES TRAIL OF FOOTPRINTS
BACON IS SPOKESMAN FOR EGG BOARD
STUDY SHOWS THAT TOO MANY CARS ON THE ROAD CAN CAUSE CONGESTION
TALKING MANATEE SAYS: ” EVERY LIFE IS PRECIOUS.”
SCIENTISTS GROW HUMAN ARMS AND LEGS ON TREES !
SLOW PROGRESS FOR ROTTING ESTATE VICTIMS
FAMILY IS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT LION CUBS SCRATCH, BITE, AND PEE
COURT SAYS BULLDOGS HAVE A RIGHT TO BE UGLY
LAW AND DISORDER
IN PENNSYLVANIA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO SLEEP ON TOP OF A REFRIGERATOR OUTDOORS
A TEXAS LAW REQUIRES CRIMINALS TO GIVE VICTIMS 24 HOURS NOTICE IN ADVANCE OF THE CRIME AND EXPLAIN THE NATURE OF THE CRIME TO BE COMMITTED
IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO RUN OUT OF GAS IN YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO, AND YOU ALSO CANNOT RIDE ON THE ROOF OF A CAB IN YOUNGSTOWN.
IN OKLAHOMA, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR THE OWNER OF A BAR TO ALLOW ANYONE INSIDE TO PRETEND TO HAVE SEX WITH A BUFFALO.
THE INDIANA LEGISLATURE HAS DECLARED THE VALUE OF PI TO BE 3.4, NOT 3.14
THE INDIANA LEGISLATURE HAS ALSO MADE IT ILLEGAL FOR A MAN TO BE SEXUALLY AROUSED IN PUBLIC
IN MINNESOTA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO SLEEP NAKED
IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE MORE THAN TWO DILDOS IN A HOUSE
IN LOS ANGELES, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR DOGS TO MATE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A CHURCH, BREAKING THE LAW IS PUNISHABLE BY A $ 500 FINE AND/OR SIX MONTHS IN PRISON
IT IS ILLEGAL TO MISPRONOUNCE ARKANSAS WHILE IN ARKANSAS
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