HEADLINES
TEACHER TELLS PARENTS ” THEY IS STUPID.”
75-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FLIES THROUGH TORNADO IN A BATHTUB
LANDLORD SENTENCED TO DIE FOR EATING TENANT
DUMPED FISH REMAINS UPSET
THIEF NABBED RETURNING FOR ASS
BISHOP CLAIMS TO MAKE PENISES LARGER BY MASSAGING THEM
FEDS PAY RESEARCHER TO HAVE BEES STING HIS PENIS
PASTOR CLAIMS TO CURE AIDS AND GENITAL WARTS WITH HIS HOLY SHOE
MAN FREES SELF FROM MAILBOX
MAN SAYS IT WAS A DEER SPEEDING AND NOT HIM
TAXES TAKE LONGER BECAUSE OF COMPLEX FORMS, STUDY SHOWS
ROBBERY GOES AWRY AFTER SUSPECT FINDS BANK CLOSED
STUDY SHOWS THAT TELEVISION VIEWERS ARE UNHAPPY
THREE YEAR STUDY SHOWS THAT HOMICIDE VICTIMS RARELY TALK TO POLICE
MAN INTERRUPTS BEAR SEX, PAYS THE PRICE
WOMAN SUES RESTAURANT AFTER FALLING OFF DONKEY STATUE
BRITISH MAN REMOVES EARS TO LOOK MORE LIKE PET PARROTS
BUY A DIAMOND, GET A SHOTGUN FREE
IDAHO FUGITIVE GETS CAUGHT AFTER POSTING HIS PLANS ON FACEBOOK
A GREAT DAY FOR KIDS: RULING RELEASES SEX OFFENDERS
LOONY LAWS
X-RAYS MAY NOT BE USED TO FIT SHOES IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON
IT IS ILLEGAL TO KICK YOUR WIFE OUT OF BED IN LEBANON, VIRGINIA
YOU MAY NOT RIDE AN UGLY HORSE IN WILBUR, WASHINGTON
IT IS ILLEGAL TO KISS ON A TRAIN IN WISCONSIN
IN PORTLAND, OREGON PEOPLE MAY NOT WHISTLE UNDERWATER
IT IS ILLEGAL TO CAUSE A CATASTROPHE IN UTAH
IN PORTLAND, OREGON, YOU CANNOT WEAR ROLLER SKATES IN REST ROOMS
IN CLINTON, OKLAHOMA IT IS ILLEGAL TO MOLEST AN AUTOMOBILE
IN OHIO IT IS ILLEGAL TO INSTALL SLOT MACHINES IN OUTHOUSES
AND FINALLY, IN NEW JERSEY, IT IS ILLEGAL TO WEAR A BULLET-PROOF VEST WHILE COMMITTING MURDER
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